By Kevin Downey Jr. I was sitting in the yard, day-drinking with friends on Saturday at noon, sharing stories about old dogs, children, and watermelon wine (personally, I like beer), trying to come up with something to write about. The conversation then bounced from topics Long Island day drinkers enjoy: the various wildlife flowing in to the yard to enjoy the smorgasbord of bird foods (which squirrels and rabbits seem to relish as well), how the flight patterns out of Republic Airport were keeping the sky above the yard full of single-engine planes, and that filthy stain of a mayor currently stuffing New York City into the commie woodchipper, Zohran Mamdani . FACT-O-RAMA! Day-drinking with friends is the best! Despite his sneaky snake smile, Mamdani is nothing short of a turd burglar. His political party, the Democratic Socialists of America (DSA), is made up of a bunch of milksop communists masquerading as people who are anything but milksop communists. Mamdani's first miss...