Sure, He Went into a Church and Screamed ‘Allahu Akbar,’ but You See, He Was High as a Kite.
By Robert Spencer During recent travels in a blue state, I noticed that a high percentage of counter clerks and other “customer service” personnel were slow-moving and found it difficult to comprehend even the simplest and most direct requests. Then I noticed that practically every other retail store was selling cannabis, and suddenly it all made sense. Everyone has decided nowadays that cannabis is perfectly harmless and even good for you, so why not partake freely even during work hours? Yet some people still use getting stoned out of one’s gourd as an excuse for all manner of antisocial behavior. Even Islamic jihad. The strange story of the stoned Salafi unfolded when a certain Aymen B. (it’s the policy of the European media to conceal the surnames of accused criminals), a 43-year-old Muslim from Tunisia, entered a church on Holy Saturday, April 4, the day before Easter. According to the French-language publication Valeurs Actuelles, Aymen was “taken into custody afte...