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To Save Time, The Babylon Bee Will Now Just Republish Everything Biden Says Verbatim

From The Babylon Bee

The Bible tells us to work smarter, not harder. Or, better yet, don't work at all if you can help it. You can look it up. It's in the Proverbs somewhere.

That's why we're announcing today that we will simply be republishing everything Joe Biden says word for word rather than spending a lot of time and effort writing satire.

We at The Babylon Bee realized we were spending all this time trying to satirize Joe Biden when, frankly, he just can't be satirized. He's doing all the hard work for us with statements like "You ain't black!" and, of gun violence, that "150 million people have been killed since 2007."

Every day is a real grind when we arrive at the sprawling Babylon Bee headquarters, settle in on our throne of Chick-fil-A sandwiches, and boot up the ol' PC to check what Biden said over the past 24 hours. We're tired of trying to out-parody things like "I got hairy legs that turn blon…

PHOTOS: Joe Biden Makes First In-Person Appearance in over 2 Months


Former Vice President Joe Biden on Monday made his first in-person appearance in over two months by laying a wreath at a veterans park near his Delaware residence for Memorial Day.
Joe Biden out in public for first time since early March and with a full Secret Service detail as presumptive nominee. Previous Secret Service protection ended when he left office as VP. — Kelly O'Donnell (@KellyO) May 25, 2020 Biden visits this memorial park a few miles from his Wilmington home every Memorial Day. There’s usually a ceremony but not this year. We waved to and saluted two groups of vets who were waiting to do their own tributes. — Jennifer Epstein (@jeneps) May 25, 2020 Biden, the presumptive Democrat presidential nominee, along with his wife, former second lady Dr. Jill Biden, both wore black masks as they laid the wreath.

“Never forget the sacrifices that these men and women made. Never, ever, ever f…

The Dan Bongino Show - What Are They Hiding? They’re Lawyering Up


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Democrats Will Sacrifice America to Win a Presidency

By William L. Gensert

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Buying votes ain't cheap.

Yet why would citizens, prudently residing in red states, acquiesce to paying for votes Democrats have bought in the past and wish to purchase in the future?

They would not unless forced to.

Democrat governors, in particular Newsom (Calif.), Pritzker (Ill.), Murphy (N.J.), and Cuomo (N.Y.), are like terrorists, unwilling to release their states from lockdown unless they get their ransom.

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By Edward Ring

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This mistrust is finding expression in a growing movement to recall California Governor Gavin Newsom. Already, tens of thousands of California voters have signed up as volunteers to sign and circulate recall petitions. That number is growing every week.

But that isn’t all. Agendas are aligning. Alliances are formi…

Do You Know the Meaning of Memorial Day? Here's the History Behind the Holiday

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NY Times on Memorial Day Weekend: US Military celebrates white supremacism

As Americans reeling from coronavirus stay-at-home orders struggle to celebrate the nation's heroes on Memorial Day,The New York Times published an editorial over the weekend that claims the U.S. military celebrates white supremacy. On Sunday, The New York Times Editorial Board published the piece titled “Why Does the U.S. Military Celebrate White Supremacy?” The editorial made the argument that it’s time to rename military bases after “American heroes, not racist traitors.” Pentagon spokesman Jonathan Rath Hoffman tweeted Sunday night in response: “On a solemn day for remembering those that have given their lives for our country fighting against tyranny and subjugation, the NYT has more than a million possible stories of the ultimate sacrifice by American patriots that they could tell. But they don’t.” He followed up, in a statement: “The Department of Defense is the most diverse meritocracy in the country and the most powerful force for good in world history. We have many stori…

National Memorial Day Concert with Trace Adkins, Gary Sinise, and Many Others

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Trump Donates Quarterly Paycheck to HHS to Study Coronavirus Treatments

By Madison Dibble

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"I want to note the president, as you all are well aware, donates his salary to various initiatives and parts across the federal government. In this quarter, he will be donating his salary to HHS, Health and Human Services, to develop new therapies for treating and preventing COVID-19 so that we can safely reopen," McEnany said.

The president has made his quarterly donation of $100,000 to several government initiatives that he values, including a payment to the Department of Homeland Security to build the southern border wall and a donation to the Office of the Assistant Secretary of Health to combat…

Alyssa Milano Gets Trashed On Twitter For Wearing Crocheted Face Mask In ‘Pro-Mask’ Photo

By Emily Zanotti, Edits by Tex

Outspoken progressive actress Alyssa Milano met with a wave of criticism for promoting face masks on Twitter Saturday while sporting a face mask of her own that did not appear to be doing much to quash the spread of coronavirus.

Milano posted a selfie of her family on their way to get a coronavirus antibody test in Los Angeles, Californa, and all four members of the family were masked, though Milano herself was sporting a crocheted face mask, full of holes. Milano used the post as a way of encouraging mask wearing for health and safety during the coronavirus pandemic.
Show me your masks! Masks keep people safe and healthy. Show me yours! Ready? Go! — Alyssa Milano (@Alyssa_Milano) May 23, 2020 “Show me your masks! Masks keep people safe and healthy. Show me yours! Ready? Go! #WearAMask

For many like Milano, under the impression that supporters of President Donald Trump oppose masks, mask-wearing has become a pol…

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The Madness of James Mattis

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