By Kevin Downey Jr. Although I consider myself a constitutional purist, I suspect that when the Founding Fathers wrote, "A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed," they hadn't considered the dangers of handing firearms to scrotum-phobic dudes in stilettos, sexual deviants calling themselves "furries," and even a crazy man dressed as Little Bo Peep. The transamabobs have a long history of mass shootings (and attempted mass shootings) that many of us have not heard of, likely because many law enforcement institutions define a mass shooting as four or more people shot in a fluid situation, not counting the shooter. Thus, if a Decepticon ventilates three people, chances are we won't hear about it. Also, the Operation Mockingbird press is typically likely to hide the fact that some testicle-dodging dudette is responsible for such an atrocity. FACT-O-RAMA...